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The relaxed fit and soft, pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun cotton drape easily over a laid-back weekend or a late-night chores sprint. A vintage-style graphic — a piled sink of dishes with cheeky, weathered lettering — reads like a small act of rebellion: life’s short, so choose your battles. The dye-after-construction process gives each shirt subtle tonal variation and a lived-in texture that ages beautifully. 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